Let’s put a part of Milwaukee’s local dimwit’s latest post under The Big Cat’s Microscope.
The 34-year-old Happy “Youngster” writes:
I arrived home and everything was fine…in the house. (Nice to know you are only slightly more concerned about the safety and well being of your house and family than being being able to be a douche bag to another young MLB player.)
I turned on the Brewers game and a young star by the name of Fernando Martinez was standing at the plate. (A young star? He’s batting .175 Happy Middle Aged guy. Get a grip.)I’m not kidding-3 seconds after the TV picture came on, Martinez lifted a long flyball to right field. It kept going and going…until it finally landed…IN MY SECTION!! (Are you sure you are not kidding? Was it really only three (note proper AP style) seconds? Maybe it was actually four seconds Mr. Middle Aged Guy. Just imagine, now a kid, like the one that caught Prince’s dinger from earlier in that same game did, might have caught that ball instead of some creepy looking dork.)
I now officially have a reason to hate electricity. (God I love WE Energies. And since you now hate electricity, go dump yourself back to the stone age…The Cat Pack is zeroing in.)
The kids 1st career homer. (Oh how you must be stewing at this point. You could have elbowed a kid to get FMart’s first career homer and instantly written on a piece of paper, “1 Johan Santana signed baseball, 3 Jose Reyes game used bats, invitation to Mets pregame meal tomorrow, 1 Carlos Beltran game used hat, 1 Mookie Wilson (not the band) jersey.” )
And if anything Mr. Middle Aged Guy, please hire an editor. You are an awful writer. If you cannot afford to hire an editor because in this down economy your precious baseball’s are only netting you 50 cents on ebay, then aclimate yourself with this site.
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