The Big Cat Society

Rodgers “Girlfriend”

thebigcatzzz — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:03:10 +0000

The Big Cat Society has it on good authority from a source familiar with the situation that not only was the Page 6 article about Rodgers dining with Julie Henderson wrong, as it wasn’t him at the table with her, Rodgers wasn’t even in NYC at the time the photo was snapped. Sorry.

Not Rodgers GF

Stopping Ballhawks

thebigcatzzz — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:30:54 +0000

The Big Cat Society is accepting any and all ideas on how to stop or otherwise fluster ballhawks like Mr. Middle Aged Guy who calls himself the Happy Youngster.

Microscope: The Happy Youngsters Bullshit

thebigcatzzz — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:59:12 +0000

Let’s put a part of Milwaukee’s local dimwit’s latest post under The Big Cat’s Microscope.

The 34-year-old Happy “Youngster” writes:

I arrived home and everything was fine…in the house. (Nice to know you are only slightly more concerned about the safety and well being of your house and family than being being able to be a douche bag to another young MLB player.)
I turned on the Brewers game and a young star by the name of Fernando Martinez was standing at the plate. (A young star? He’s batting .175 Happy Middle Aged guy. Get a grip.)

I’m not kidding-3 seconds after the TV picture came on, Martinez lifted a long flyball to right field. It kept going and going…until it finally landed…IN MY SECTION!! (Are you sure you are not kidding? Was it really only three (note proper AP style) seconds? Maybe it was actually four seconds Mr. Middle Aged Guy. Just imagine, now a kid, like the one that caught Prince’s dinger from earlier in that same game did, might have caught that ball instead of some creepy looking dork.)
The kids 1st career homer. (Oh how you must be stewing at this point. You could have elbowed a kid to get FMart’s first career homer and instantly written on a piece of paper, “1 Johan Santana signed baseball, 3 Jose Reyes game used bats, invitation to Mets pregame meal tomorrow, 1 Carlos Beltran game used hat, 1 Mookie Wilson (not the band) jersey.” )

I now officially have a reason to hate electricity. (God I love WE Energies. And since you now hate electricity, go dump yourself back to the stone age…The Cat Pack is zeroing in.)

And if anything Mr. Middle Aged Guy, please hire an editor. You are an awful writer. If you cannot afford to hire an editor because in this down economy your precious baseball’s are only netting you 50 cents on ebay, then aclimate yourself with this site.

Can’t you see me standing here with my Backe against the record machine?

thebigcatzzz — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:32:16 +0000

Good news fellow felines. I took a mighty nap today and am refreshed as ever. I still think the HY is a waste of life and the Crew won’t be pursuing Brandon Backe. Lovely.

Now go get Heath Bell for the bullpen.

Favre already a Vike?

thebigcatzzz — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:26:09 +0000

If he’s not, then why the hell is this available on ebay? Take a closer look:

photo from ebay user: favrefan765

You can see the official Reebok logo on the sleeves. Is “favrefan765″ really Bus Cook?

The Crew’s Big Cat

thebigcatzzz — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:55:37 +0000

The Big Cat is angry at Frank “the big cat” Catalanotto. Disgraceful pinch hit appearence. Step up or I will roar.

Too Many Cats?

thebigcatzzz — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:22:33 +0000

If you live in the greater Boise area, please consider adopting one of these cats. Having a Humane Society overloaded with cats is a lose-lose situation. Give these graceful felines a place to rest their little heads at night. My small cousins in Idaho need your help.

Frauds

thebigcatzzz — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:18:24 +0000

The Brewers faked their way through May. This team will be sub .500 at the break. Do they sell? Does anyone truly feel with this band of loser’s pitching staff that this team can compete? The team could move Trevor Hoffman and Mike Cameron and net some decent prospects in return.

Frauds. This team is fraudulent.

J.J. Hardy’s struggles

thebigcatzzz — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:48:47 +0000

The Big Cat Society has it on good authority that the Brewers are working to sign J.J. Hardy long term. Hardy is the next young gun the organization wants to lock up for the long haul. Could this be why he stinks more than mountain lion feces this season? A year ago, Ryan Braun started the season playing well below his typical production line. After he signed his long team deal, securing his financial future, should he not blow it all on purchasing the souls of hot coeds, he became the player we all love again.

Is a contract negotiation weighing on Hardy and affecting his performance? If he’s inked before the end of July to a 3 or 4 year deal and continues to put up garbage numbers, then it’s time to look into moving him to a different position to pave the way for the kid. But if he is indeed locked up long term, I think he’ll become the ball player we’ve known him to be the past two years.

Something better happen and quick, his .157 batting average vs. lefties and .213 overall average and paltry OBP make me reguritate my pizza pie lunch. For whatever reason, he sucks at home this year, batting .172 at MP.

BiloxiJim: Jorts Enthusiast

thebigcatzzz — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:36:04 +0000

Oh @biloxijim. Our relationship started so innocently with your first reply tweet to a tweet I made about Capt. Gray Beard coming back to QB the Queens. Your commenting string to “BrittFar h8ers” made you an Internet legend. You even made it into a KSK post.

Since our glory days of two weeks ago things have taken an interesting twist. We’ve lobbed insults back and forth. We’ve shared stories. I learned you made it through middle school. You’ve learned that I tweet from my desk treadmill to stay in sleek, cat-like form. I have to tell you it’s really been fun getting to know you and vise-versa.

But, I wonder where we go from here. I can only throw so many insults your way that go way over your head before you quit talking to me. I’m perplexed. I guess only time will tell. Until next time @biloxijim.